Mario Kart World

"Cow is actually a pivotal character in the Mario Kart series."

The name's since been scrubbed, likely after someone noticed and let out an ear-splitting Toad scream.

If nothing else, just to see whether the entire chat is filled with more cries to 'DROP THE PRICE'.

Canadian pre-orders could start as early as next week, whereas American pre-orders could start as late as April 30, according to a notable leaker.

Get ready to hear phrases like "variable pricing".

And also like three trolls cheekily declaring it should "raise the price", because of course.

The wide-reaching and highly-anticipated Nintendo Switch 2 April Direct has delivered the two pieces of news everyone's been waiting for: price and launch date.

Yes, that was Mario Kart 9 in the very first Switch 2 announcement video, and we're going to be playing it very soon.

It's time: strap your DS and life-size Wario plush to your back, we're going in as soon as the countdown hits zero.

After 35 years of Nintendo consoles, several of which have been pretty iterative, you’d hope people would know better than this bizarre pre-release FUD.